Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant pose with Lakers legend Magic Johnson after winning the NBA Championship trophy after defeating the Indiana Pacers in Game Six of the 2000 NBA Finals. (Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)
A reporter asked about being up 3-1 against the Sixers in the 2001 NBA Finals:
“It’s just one more win. I don’t give a [bleep] how we do it, as long as we get it done. Did I say [bleep]? I’m sorry.”
Prediction: the Celtics will have more fun than you this year.
Shaq & Nate Rob at Celtics Media Day
Is it just me or does this photo actually make Nate look bigger than he really is?
The top ten plays from Dream Team II with Borat on the call. The “Shaquille O’Neal Coast to Coast” definitely deserves the #1 spot.
(via Dime Mag)
So Shaq is dating Hoopz from VH1’s Flavor of Love. This story combines two of my four favorite things in the world:
- Root beer
- Awful reality show personalities & their names (both made-up and government)
From the TMZ “report”:
Shaq had an orange juice… an OJ that would play a key role in the prank when Shaq got up to use the bathroom.
We’re told Hoopz pulled the ‘ol “Dump the salt in the OJ” routine — and when Shaq returned from the can, he took a big, fat sip of the tainted concoction. We’re told everybody laughed at the gag … including the big man.
But the best part of the meal — when it came time to pay the $20 bill … Shaq left a $30 tip.
My favorite excerpt from the “story?” This one’s for you winstonwolfe:
We’re told they each ordered scrambled eggs with cheese and a waffle.
Makes sense, right? Why not pair your protein with animal fat? And if you’re going that far, might as well smash a Belgian while you’re at it. Hey, at least he looks fit and trim under that struggling tank top…
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.