Wednesday night was Todd Helton’s final game at Coors Field. So the Rockies gave him a horse.
A real, live horse.
(Photo via Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports)
You are old — the Rockies are celebrating their 20th anniversary this season.
Jason Giambi, looking like a fat, haggard version of George Clooney, belted out three home runs and drove in seven runs to break an 0-18 slump. It gives Giambi four home runs on the season, and raised his OPS .397 points. He must be very proud.
Plus, we get tacos!