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Kobe is now literally drawing up plays for Dwight Howard.
via @mcten
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Lakers lost a lot more than a game last night.
Kobe Bryant injury: Lakers star out indefinitely with sprained ankle
(Photo via Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports)
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I’m not going anywhere. I couldn’t possibly. I’ve been very fortunate to be with one organization, and I just feel like you should try to do the best that you can to win with the organization you’re with. And if it happens, great. And it if doesn’t, it doesn’t.
— Kobe Bryant plans to retire “soon”
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It took me about twenty minutes to get my gear and out of the hotel. When I arrived and opened the room to the main practice floor I saw Kobe. Alone. He was drenched in sweat as if he had just taken a swim. It wasn’t even 5AM.
We did some conditioning work for the next hour and fifteen minutes. Then we entered the weight room, where he would do a multitude of strength training exercises for the next 45 minutes. After that we parted ways and he went back to the practice floor to shoot. I went back to the hotel and crashed. Wow.
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Kobe Bryant is an alien sociopath, Vol. LXXXIII:
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It’s not a question of if we make the playoffs. We will. And when we get there, I have no fear of anyone — Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Denver … whoever. I have zero nervousness about that.
— Kobe
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A new Dan On Fire says that while MJ had a very nice career, the title of best ever belongs to Kobe Bryant, for reasons that just make good, factual sense.
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Kyle Irving challenges Kobe Bryant to a one-on-one game. Loser donates $50,000 to the Winner’s charity of choice. The match is set to happen next year, but watch Kobe simply trash talk Kyle Irving. “You just came out of high school kid.”
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Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant pose with Lakers legend Magic Johnson after winning the NBA Championship trophy after defeating the Indiana Pacers in Game Six of the 2000 NBA Finals. (Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)
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“So last night I had this hot chick in my bed. Man you know I gave her my O-face. OH! OH! OH!
What? Nobody here seen Office Space? Fish LOVED Office Space…”
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There are few basketball memes I tire of more quickly than the one that alludes to Kobe Bryant as a ball hog. Pretend like you’re the absolute apogee in your given profession; then, pretend like you are forced to cede some of your responsibilities to someone less talented than yourself because you’re overloaded with work. You might do so, but the moment that fellow employee fucks up, you’re gonna start doing their work again, right? Right.
Now save your Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol comments until later.
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