1. Rootability Index: The Las Vegas Bowl's Charming Underachievers →

    Today’s Rootability index helps the uninvested fan decide who to pull for in a contest where they have no clear interest. Tonight’s quarry: the fascinating matchup between Boise State and Arizona State in MAACO Las Vegas Bowl. You’ll watch, because Vontaze Burfict will be playing his universal antipodes, Kellen Moore. If the two destroy each other, the universe as we know it ceases to exist. This is the exact plot of a Nicolas Cage movie coming out in five months.